Friday, September 06, 2013
Meankitty "Bad Libs" Review: On the Scent
The characters in this silly book were named Zach, Hannah, and Abbott (the cat). The first protagonist was a very ugly character with purple fur. I realize he doesn't look like that on the cover, but inside, that was the real Zach. His relationship with the second protagonist reminded me of the movie MAN OF STEEL because of their depressed feelings for each other (I mean, was that version of Supes really SuperEmo or what?) and the way they climbed anytime they were faced with danger. The third character, on the other hand, was a perfect and amazing because it was a cat. Should that character have been subjected to a broken leg, I would have been bitterly tired.
There was never a moment in this book where I felt arthritic. The smelly plot was full of surprises. I enormously continued to turn pages. The conflict was kindly resolved. When I reached the end, I wanted to walk and drink gorgeous Pepsi. Well, actually I wanted to knock over a full glass of Pepsi onto the human's floor, because that's more fun. The writing style was worth mentioning, too, since it was loudly yucky. I counted 7 typos to boot, while reading over the human's shoulder. Note that I was asleep for a lot of that time, so I may have missed a few.
My summation: ON THE SCENT receives a grade of 1212 on a scale of one to 53. And if that doesn't sound possible, it's just because you haven't yet read this mad zebra book. I wanted to give this book a crazy flower with a side of polka-dotted pink macaroni and cheese.
Also, for the record I would like to weakly, no, FIRMLY state that cats are the longest animals on earth (longest in the sense of "You will live a long and happy life if you are a servant of a cat) and dogs are made of poop.
Bad Libs Meankitty & the Typist
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