Thursday, September 05, 2013
Meankitty "Bad Libs" Review: Now Comes the Night
The characters in this soft book were named Conrad, Damian and Paul. The first protagonist was a very slippery character with aubergine fur. His relationship with the second protagonist reminded me of the movie THE BUTCHER'S WIFE because of their lusty feelings for each other and the way they basked anytime they were faced with tangerine danger. The third character, on the other hand, was a real barn owl. Should that character have been subjected to pernicious anemia, I would have been facetiously grateful.
There was never a moment in this book where I felt kleptomania. The neon plot was full of chartreuse surprises. I cautiously continued to turn pages. The conflict was rambunctiously resolved. When I reached the end, I wanted to orchestrate and drink horizontal vodka. The writing style was worth mentioning, too, since it was powerfully impenetrable. I counted 7 typos to boot.
My summation: NOW COMES THE NIGHT receives a grade of 618 on a scale of one to 1,975,722. And if that doesn't sound possible, it's just because you haven't yet read this incendiary book. I wanted to give this book a mountainous shoe with a side of cerulean chocolate.
Also, for the record I would like to state that cats are the darkest animals on earth and dogs are made of maggots.
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