Overheard conversation at New Year's Day meal. Ages of children currently 10 and 5.
Kid2 (stares at corned beef and cabbage): I don't like this.
Kid1 (sounding exactly like her mother): You can't say that until you've tried it.
Kid2 (tries the beef): It's not very good. It's not juicy like a pig.
Kid1: Because it's not pig.
Kid2: Then what is it?
Kid1: Corn beef. I think it's a cow that was fed corn or something.
Meankitty (meowing): I want to try!
Me: NOBODY FEED THE CAT! (feeds the cat secretly under the table)
Sincerely,
JW and Meankitty
www.jodywallace.com * www.meankitty.com
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