Hello. Meankitty here. I'm thinking of starting a new blog series called "It's Better with a Cat" where authors send me excerpts and I fix them. Some people might call it "cattification" but since I would be making it better, I would be doing the authors a favor. Would any of you like to participate? You can let me know privately, via email, if you're too embarrassed to admit in the comments that you know it would be better if I fixed your excerpt or blurb or synopsis or whatever for you by catting it up.
Another thought. If you have a series called "It's Better with a Cat", you also need a series called "It's Worse with a Dog".
Typing Slave's friend Elly Fisher has a dog. Originally she had one dog until this happened: