Fun: Waiting until the human gets settled in the recliner or other comfy seat to puke, so they have to leap back up immediately.Funner: Waiting until the human is almost asleep or just waking up in the morning on a week-end to puke, so it ruins their snooze time.
Funnerer: Waiting until the humans begin to serve a fancy dinner to their guests to puke, so they have to make apologies for the spewage while cleaning it up.
Funnerest: Waiting until the humans are sound asleep or out of the house to puke, so they keep finding cold, slimy smears all over the carpets with their bare feet and ugly waterbarf stains on their hardwood floors.
Sincerely,
Meankitty & Big D
PS: My Typing Slave STILL hasn't fully loaded all the necessary software on her new laptop to update my website. What is her damage, man?
2 comments:
I have to say the worst episode of Stealth Puking I've ever seen was when I was living with my parents. One of their cats perched on the headboard above my dad's pillow WHILE HIS HEAD WAS ON IT and let fly.
Nasty surprise.
He didn't take it well.
Forget puking my idea of fun is watching that Meankitty video when she has that my little pony doll stuck to her collar. Ha Ha!. She looks so stupid! It looks like she’s gained some weight as well. I know they say the camera adds weight; but how many cameras were filming her? Ha! Ha!
PS: More pictures of Big D please. He's dreamy.....
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