While you were gone, Big D and I:
1) Wrecked the house you spent half the week cleaning
2) Tormented the pet sitter by stinking up the catbox as soon as she'd cleaned it EVERY DAY, heh heh heh! We don't even do that to Food Slave every day. We also scarfed down all our food so she'd think we'd been starving the whole time.
3) Dragged blankets all over the place and shed on them
4) Watched kitty porn movies of birds and mice with the projector you borrowed
5) Posted Merri's picture to an internet site for feline ONS (outdoor near strays) as "Desperate Kitty Wants Dog Love--Will You Be the Canine Who Supports My Freakish Habit?"
*no illustration required*
6) And some more stuff you haven't found yet, so I won't ruin it by telling you here.
Sincerely,
MK and Big D
PS: I'm glad you finally quit copying my website and got your own design, loser.
3 comments:
Jody, LOVE your re-designed website! It's excellent! The colors, the set-up, the whole thing. I especially like your brand line: "There are two sides to every story. I aim to tell the third." Great job!
And funny post today. I especially liked the ONS site. hehehe
sownds lyk yall had a gud tyme.
I'm glad you finally quit copying my website and got your own design, loser.
Oh, now, that's just evul.
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