Sometimes projects happen at this house that involve the humans cutting and pasting and writing and sorting and collating and shuffling papers around on my big dining room table. (Obviously, it's MY table.) In the past year, I can think of the new dishes project (but can't find the entry), the laundry folding projects, the mass mailing project (which keeps getting comment spam from some idiot label manufacturer), the bag sewing project (which involves a hand-made bag giveaway that isn't yet over, so you could STILL WIN!) and many art projects which require my assistance and critique, such as the green princess drawing by Pink Thing which I told her was a tad too monochrome for my tastes. Not to mention, the princess was bald.
In particular, if Nanny Slave is involved in said project, I take great enjoyment at interfering as much as possible. I love to fake affection at times such as these. I guarantee if Nanny Slave is involved in said project, not only is it extensive and important to fulfill her job duties, but it's been put off until the last minute and all the humans are tense and in a hurry. Incidentally, I did NOT interfere with the hot glue gun and lamination project that took place shortly thereafter, because I am not only a meankitty but a smartkitty.
Sincerely,
MK
2 comments:
Meankitty,
I'm very impressed that your humans haven't started thinking evil thoughts involving the basement and putting you on the other side of its closed door.
Meankitty, you should be paid in catnip for being the inspector of the house. Laundry folding is the best, especially when the clothes are still warm.
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