Today when I came back to the computer to settle in after lunch, someone had typed, "You will give the baby candy. You will not give the baby vegetables. You will give the baby chocolate. You will not wean the baby. You will take the baby to Grandma's house whenever she wants to go, only you will invent teleportation so she does not have to ride in the car. You will eliminate all formal bedtimes for the baby. You will let the baby eat boogers if she so chooses. You will not prevent the baby from climbing into the dishwasher, pantry, fridge or cabinet but will instead stand patiently with the door open and allow the exploration. You will not sit at the computer unless baby is otherwise occupied but will instead lay in the floor and serve as a trampoline. You will yield the the TV remote whenever the baby wants it. You will purchase only the expensive, ridiculous diapers with Dora or Pooh on them. You will let baby pound on the cats. You will not disobey the baby or your manuscript will be forfeit."Is someone trying to send me a message?
JW
6 comments:
Boy, your muse is quite specific, isn't it? And apparently being controlled by your small person : )
LOL Typing Slave has a new title: Mommy Slave.
I bet you thank God MK doesn't type.
I think that was actually written by your cat, and then the baby came along and substituted the appropriate baby terms for cat terms. I’d like to tell you that I’ve written a scathingly funny book, The World Is Your Litter Box, which will be out May 6th. The book is cleverly disguised as a cute cat book so humans will buy it, but is, in fact, a how-to manual FOR cats. Check it out on my website, www.theworldisyourlitterbox.com.
I know living it isn't funny, but...
BWAAHAHAHAHA!
LMAO. That is one smart baby you have there.
=)
*LOL* I agree with Quasi. Loud Thing thought MK gets all the attention and it is now HER turn to make the demands. And people wonder why I don't have kids of my own ; )
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