Advice from Merlin, who is currently undergoing great ill treatment from his slaves due to some stupid vet recommended 'pills', which are happily accompanied by plates of catnip (in which Merlin and his brother Magick, pictured here, get to roll):Three new best places to kak:
1) While sitting illegally on the burner of the stove top waiting for that mouse that lives behind the oven to pop his little head up, kak on the burner. Make sure it runs down into the burner tray so Mommy Slave must unplug it all to clean it out.
2) Second best new place to kak is down the heater vent in the guest bedroom where it won't be readily found until the smell gets circlated thru the whole house and humans have gone in search of it.
3) And finally--kak on the wool antique couch that cannot be cleaned with water or Oxy-Clean/Resolve. It was a very productive cacking week all in all.
~~Merlin from the House of M
2 comments:
ah yes! the memories of coming all the way from NJ for a visit to step in a plop of Merlin kak! nothing like it!
xoxox,
Aunt Kira
Jody, my grandson loved this story. He seemed to admire Merlin for his amazing kakking ability. I guess if you have a talent, you should use it.
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