Thursday, September 06, 2007

Keyword Searches for Meankitty

Typing Slave was exploring my stats last night to see how many fans I have, and you are many! Beyond that, here are some of the funnier phrases used to find my site on the various search engines:

Random:
how to dance to come on ride the train (The Meankitty dancers are pretty talented, yes?)
foot domination (It's what kitties do with our claws and your feet.)
ruffle noodles (I might eat these if Loud Thing dropped them on the floor.)
clap clap (Yes, applause should frequently greet my endeavors!)
belly punching stories (Just as long as it's not MY belly.)
dog training tobasco and water spray (I like the sound of this! Tobasco that dog!)
advice for husband whose wife caught them looking at porn on the internet (Just....ha!)
dog biting his fur get big holes in it (Dogs are soooooo dumb!)
smacked my hand and vein swelled (I don't know how this relates to my site, but does it matter?)

Cat Oriented:
my cat poops in the sink
my cat keeps carrying socks around
why does my 14 year old cat makes strange growly throat sounds when she eats
what does it mean when my cat swats me in the face with her tail at night
how to make a mean cat nice

Sincerely,
MK

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

How to make a mean cat nice??? Why, pray tell, would you want to do THAT?

Mouse in AK

Anonymous said...

anonymous says

Mr. Saftey,
Like you I have a kitten that bites. One way to stop the biting is to get a spray-bottle.when I did it my kitten stopped bitting. And that chattering noise just means it is exited or it's comunicating, like lions hunting. Loved the video!!!