Night Pukes

I have a new trick to share in the subcategory of "stealth puking".

Night pukes.

Best done in the deep, dark stillness of the 4 am hour, when the slaves may or may not be stirring enough to hear the hruk, hruk, hruk and splat. Will they drag themselves out of bed to find the spot or spots where you kakked? Will they lay there groaning and promise themselves they'll clean it up in the morning? Can they even hear you? If they have, for some evil reason, closed their bedroom door to deny you the pleasure of rattling their blinds, tussling on their bed and knocking over their bedside garbage cans, chances are they won't be able to hear you unless you hruk it right next to their door.

Either way, if you try this trick, you'll have great enjoyment the next day when they search for all the places you spewed, knowing the whole time that the froth part will have soaked into the carpet but the solid residue must be located...must be cleaned up before Loud Thing begins her daily Hoovering of the carpets.

Make sure to leave a few puddles on the tile floor for them to slide in, not just one hearty splurge on the carpet, so they'll know this was one of your many-puke sessions, not a single-puke sessions, and that there are many pukes to find.

Or not find, as the case may be.

Tell us how you adapt the stealth puke subcategory to your SOHC needs!

Sincerely,

Big D (who is wiped out from a night of stealth puking in the photo)