From JW:
What I have said more than anything else this week --
1) No, no, that's Mommy's computer.
2) Please stop running around like a crazy person.
3) If you don't pick up the toys, I'm going to put them in the attic. (Note: does not always work, because then I have to pick up the toys and put them in the attic.)
4) Please don't *insert damaging verb* your sister.
5) Come on, baby, open your mouth! It's delicious, see? (Note: does not always work, because then I have to eat the food and it is not delicious.)
6) Because she's just a baby and she doesn't understand yet.
7) Because I said so.
8) Because I said so. (I said this so many times it needs 2 entries).
9) Why is this *insert disgusting substance* all over the *insert inappropriate household location*?
10) Can I just get five minutes to myself? (Note: never, ever works.)
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JW
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