I heard a rumor that the slaves were traipsing to Grandma Slave's house for some part of next week. Don't know which part, but I do know that I don't like it. I mean, look at this nibby feline who lives there. Sam. He looks like he goes OUTSIDE a lot. Practically feral.
So I think I'm going to take votes. What should Big D and I do if we, perchance, are alone in the house (or alone with just Food Slave, which I hear is also a possibility)? FS never pays attention to us....just plays poker on the computer all the time.
Here are the possibilities:
1) Pee in the middle of the bed
2) Pee in the middle of Nanny Slave's bed, where it won't be noticed until the next time Nanny Slave comes to visit
3) Puke in various places on the brown carpets and then smoosh it down into the carpet fibers
4) Rip up the pink curtains in Loud Thing's room (there aren't any other curtains in the house, thanks to how much I love to climb them)
5) Knock most of the dry cat food under the dryer after barfing it up so it will rot and smell
6) Smear hair all over the couch cushions
7) Flip all the poo out of the catbox
8) Claw up the armoire and the table legs
9) Steal all Pink Thing's socks and distribute them throughout the house
10) All of the above
What would you add to the list?