Typing Slave's writing career (I SWEAR I'm not kitty-smirking when I say that) consists in part of a lot of packages coming in and out of the house. Rarely are these packages interesting unless they're from Amazon.com and contain styrofoam peanuts, only they use these plastic bubble things now instead of the much more interesting peanuts. That doesn't mean I don't routinely show Typing Slave what I'll do to her packages and her print outs and her books and all her little papers if she angers me. It's good to make sure they stay obedient and alert, these humans.
The important thing is to make eye contact when you're doing it, so they get the message. And thus ends this short lesson in SOHC psychological warfare, subtle category.
Sincerely,
MK
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
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Great advice Meankitty! I have another great method to keep them in top form. It's especially amusing now that my slave can barely bend over due to the huge belly she's sporting. I start acting like I'm going to hurl and she runs to try to grab me and put me in the kitchen where there is tile flooring. I wish I had video of last night's episode....especially the part where after three attempts at catching me, she finally succeeded (because I let her) took me into the kitchen and then waited and waited and waited for gak that never came. She still hasn't figured out that if I'm really going to hurl, I will do it when she's not around to grab me. Nor has her puny brain come to realize that I'm trying to do her a favor by making the hideous pink carpet she complains about a different color. Stupid humans - they'd be lost without us.
I know, aren't the preggo slaves a hoot? Just wait until there's a pink thing running around trying to EAT your barf. Fun times.
Nice work on the enevelope, Meankitty. Last week, I got me a hunk out of something called a "quarterly report" that is apparently an important work thingy of Nanny Slave's. It tasted divine!
Party Cat Gray
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