We hardly ever do this around the Meankitty house -- post a gallery cat or piece of advice within a short time of receiving it. That being said, we felt like sharing today!
Read on (not edited in any way):
Dear Meankitty,
Is there a reason why my cat chooses to attack my arm or face while I am sleeping? I wont be moving at all and all of a sudden she jumps on the bed and attacks my arm and face and I wind up with bad punctures on my arms, thankfully not on my face. Then she just runs under the bed. Other than this, shes a good cat...but it seems to happen once every few days and Im scared she will try this on the upcoming baby due July 6th! What do I do?
Signed,
Gelibeanr
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Dear Gelibeanr,
It's because you're a sitting duck and duck tastes gooooood. Mmmm, duck.
Sincerely,
MK
PS: No advice on how to integrate cats & babies until the twain actually meet. Big D and I are exceptionally well-mannered with the small slaves. However, the food/door opening slave is usually subject to much more "loving attention" than a baby.
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