I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOOOOOOOOOOD. (And I have a weird craving for fava beans, even though I'm pretty much a strict carnivore with occasional samplings of grass so I can kak up hairballs on my slave's kitchen floor.)
PSSSSST. Hey, little kitty. All you have to do is invite me in. I won't lay a paw on you or Big D. This is alllllllll about the humans. The little pink humans. Mmmmm, tastee burgers! Just say the magic words: "Enter." Look into my eyes, Meankitty. I command you! Look into my eyes and bid me enter!
If you won't let me in, I'm going to have to spray the deck furniture. Right after I pounce at the window and scratch at it some more.
Another day, Meankitty. My hunger is eternal. We will meet again. You can't live your entire life inside that house, and the day you set paw outside, I'll be there....waiting.
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MK -- Uh, yeah, I can.
PS: If you want to see more cats almost as cool as myself, check out Friday Ark on, uh, Friday: http://themodulator.org/. Then on Sunday, check out the weekly Carnival of Cats at http://carnival.isfullofcrap.com/.
2 comments:
One lurid green eye and one fiery red eye? That is one seriously evil supernatural kitty!
(Or else somebody's stale leftover Christmas cake!)
Dear Meankitty,
I always wonder why we cannot just be freinds or pals. You are always so rude about white cats. I am a meankitty and I even bother other cats. I admire you and think you are the queen of meankitties and I think you shoud have a crown. Maybe you should bug your owners into getting one. Also you might not like white cats but we have some... problems, like white cats with blue eyes are usually def. There are worse cats out there like sphinxes [they have no fur] and domestics have flat faces [smashed faces did they run face first into brick walls?]
One of the strays near you home,
Casper the Unfreindly Ghost Stray
Dear Meankitty,
I always wonder why we cannot just be freinds or pals. You are always so rude about white cats. I am a meankitty and I even bother other cats. I admire you and think you are the queen of meankitties and I think you shoud have a crown. Maybe you should bug your owners into getting one. Also you might not like white cats but we have some... problems, like white cats with blue eyes are usually def. There are worse cats out there like sphinxes [they have no fur] and domestics have flat faces [smashed faces did they run face first into brick walls?]
One of the strays near you home,
Casper the Unfreindly Ghost Stray
P.S. I'm starting to dislike that nickname.
P.S. I'm starting to dislike that nickname.
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