Truth is as Strange as...Truth

So in my last post, I told a bunch of lies about myself, and here are the big revelations:

1) Grass up the nose: False about me in my current incarnation, false about me in any incarnation...but not false! Grandma Slave's cat experienced this grass up the nose event.

2) Cat through the screen: False about me in my current incarnation, true about me in a previous incarnation. Since that event, the slaves got pet-proof screens. Now I can only make little holes.

3) Beating up kittens: True about me in my current incarnation. See: Kittenwatch

4) The rainy day escape: False about me in my current incarnation, true about me in my original flava. Man, I was a poop!

5) The milk eruption: False about me in my current incarnation, true about me when Big D was bearing up the weight of the Meankitty website solo -- this was the tricksie question since most readers wouldn't know Big D was "Meankitty" for a couple months.

So, several of you guessed correctly and you get....NOTHING! Although if you came to my house, I'd give you a sniff.

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The slaves are on vacation this week, so perhaps I might have some Petsitter Tales when they return....

Sincerely,
MK