As you can see, this does NOT please me. In fact, I might have to start plotting my revenge.
Sincerely,
MK
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Thursday, November 16, 2006
Enough Might Be Enough
I am really getting tired of having to share my laps around here. TS puts a special pillow in her lap -- a pillow that's even more comfy than her plush human thighs and stomach, mind you -- and then Loud Thing stretches out across it and takes up ALL the ROOM! I mean, what are they feeding this kid?? I know she gets sweet potatoes, but how in the world did she get so big so fast? And why do the slaves think her needs are more important than mine? Just because she wakes up from the soundest of sleeps if they dare to put her in her own bed. Or in any bed. Or anywhere besides the lap where she first falls asleep. Let the kid catnap. It's what I do.
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Hmm, this is difficult because your rights are being abused. OTOH, at least Loud Thing is quiet when she's asleep. Peace and quiet have to mean something, even if they do come at a high price.
First kid, I take it? Typing Slave is asking for trouble. I should know. I did exactly the same thing. We even have a picture of my son reaching up from my lap from a chicken leg while at the dinner table. He was 4 months old at the time.
That was 12 years ago, and he's a total cling beast. He's the one who was "grazing" in my blog.
Alice
Oh, Meankitty! I was going to tell you to viciously claim your territory, but after gazing at the angelic face of the Loud Thing, I can not, in good faith, recommend that.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Teach the kid how to sleep!
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