The Stare Down

Do you know how long me and Big D had to sit and stare at Typing Slave, who had the gall to eat her dinner while sitting in the recliner, before she'd give us any of her food? Man. I thought I was going to age an entire one of my lives before she caved.

My SOHC-approved advice to fellow meankitties -- staring works best when you can (a) get close to your victim's face; (b) keep doing it for a prolonged amount of time [ie don't start a staring contest when there's anything better to do, like lay in a sunspot or run crazily from room to room]; and (c) have an accomplice in the staring.

4 legs are better than 2. 4 eyes are better than 2.

Sincerely,

MK