Saturday, September 09, 2006

I Want Oil!

When Typing Slave was pregnant, Nanny Slave gave her this bottle of greasy, smelly stuff to rub on her belly so it wouldn't get stretch marks. (TS's note: DID NOT WORK!!) I guess it isn't smelly BAD, and D certainly thinks it's smelly GOOD. He started corralling whoever took a shower in the master bathroom to beg for some of the oil. In fact, even though it's 5 months past Loud Thing's arrival, he still corrals the slaves in the bathroom with hope in his big, furry heart. This is what he looks like:

Would YOU give this cat what he wants? You'd better, otherwise he'll rub his body all over your wet legs and coat you with cat hair.


(D contemplates his long range oil-getting strategy....)

Sincerely,

Meankitty

3 comments:

Lynne Simpson said...

Now THAT'S a cute kitty. I'd have a hard time denying him anything!

Cats beg for the weirdest things sometimes. I had a kitty who'd moan and almost whimper whenever anyone ate a granola bar, but when I actually gave him one, all he wanted to do was roll it around and sniff and lick at it, sorta like some cats do with catnip.

Wonder what your big guy would do with the oil? (It's probably not good for him, right?)

typingslave said...

He eats the oil. Prefers to lick it off a person or the bottle but settles for his little dime sized floor squirt. Some people feed their cats oil to cut down on hairballs. Can't tell if it helps. But you're right....can't deny him!

G.W. Bush said...

If D comes up with a long-term oil getting strategy can he please send it to me at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500 because I'm clueless.