A Little Musical Endeavor by Yours Truly

This house is full of slaves, and they all worship me, when they aren't messing with Loud Thing's pants. I particularly like the part time Nanny Slave who's been around lately, the sister of Typing Slave. I like to smell her feet and follow her around and headbutt Pink Thing until Pink Thing gets out of her lap and I can get into it. And really, it's not so much that I looooooove Nanny Slave as it is my behavior has really been freaking everyone out. I enjoy that.

I don't know how many of you have been regular visitors to my website through the years but several months ago I posted some "special" musical gallery pages (you can find them here
http://www.meankitty.com/gallery10.htm with the musical symbols) . While stalking Nanny Slave as she goes through the day, I have been again inspired.

Here is my lyrical interpretation of her inner angst and joy, to the tune of Alicia Bridges' "I Love The Nightlife":

I LOVE THE WETWIPE
By Loud Thing’s Aunt

Please don't talk about poo tonight.
Please don't talk about pee and poo!
Please don't talk about doing the doo
And all the diapers we've been through.

Ah, please don't talk about all of the pants
That have been soiled…by your booty dance.
I want your Mom to gimme a hand
I want some Balmex ... your butt is red!

Balmex ... there’s a rash on you, kid.
I could ignore it. Yet I admit it to you…

Oh, I ... Ohhh I ... I love the wetwipe,
I love the booty.
I love the diaper ooooh, yea!
Oh, I love the wetwipe,
I love the booty!
I love the diaper ooooh, yea!

Please don't talk about poo tonight.
Your baby babbles won't make it right.
Tubs of dipeys just bring me down
When they've got stains all tan and brown.

Your Dad can wash them all when you're through,
Maybe he’ll change, huh, a few himself too.
I want your Mom to gimme a hand
I want some Balmex ... your butt is red!

Balmex ... there’s a rash on you, kid.
I could ignore it. Yet I admit it to you…

Oh, I ... Ohhh I ... I love the wetwipe,
I love the booty.
I love the diaper ooooh, yea!
Oh, I love the wetwipe,
I love the booty!
I love the diaper ooooh, yea!

http://www.70disco.com/lyrics/ilovethenightlife_bridges.txt (original lyrics)
http://www.zianet.com/jw_laurie/Sounds/ilovethenightlife.mid (sing along midi)

Look, Loud Thing needs a diaper change again! Hey Nanny Slave....

Sincerely,

Meankitty